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Wear it to late study sessions, bleary mornings with coffee, low-key hangouts, or quiet recovery days at home the fit and feel match the mood.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShort, lived-in sentences. A little wry. 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