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This tee feels familiar from the first wear relaxed in the shoulders, slightly loose through the body so you can move, talk, and gesture without fuss. The design speaks in plain type: a small, wry declaration printed on a crisp white field. It settles into everyday life: coffee runs, writerly afternoons, and low-key meetups where conversation runs long. Lightweight but durable, the fabric takes printing beautifully so the text stays sharp wash after wash. 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