"If I Were Meant to Overlook Things, I'd Be Taller" Tee
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
A soft, garment-dyed cotton tee with a wry, hand-lettered message: “If I were meant to overlook things, I’d be taller.” It carries a relaxed, lived-in feel from the heavyweight, pre-shrunk cotton and the post-construction dye that softens both color and texture. The understated, slightly off-center text reads like a private joke quietly confident and a little sarcastic so this shirt slips easily into everyday rotations: layered under a jacket for cool mornings, paired with worn jeans for errands, or worn solo when you want a low-key statement. The roomy, relaxed fit and absence of side seams give it a clean silhouette that hangs naturally on different body shapes. Available in many colors and sizes, it works for anyone who enjoys dry humor, simple design, and clothes that feel broken-in from day one.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, soft wear
- Garment-dyed after construction for a vintage, softened color and texture
- Heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²) relaxed fit with pre-shrunk fabric
- Tubular knit without side seams and double-needle stitched for durability
- Sizes S–4XL, sewn-in label; available in 58 colors
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean