Scissor Me T-Shirt — Funny Stick Figure Adult Tee

Loose, lived-in comfort with a wink. This heavyweight garment-dyed tee feels like an old favorite from the first wear soft, slightly faded color and relaxed drape. A playful hand-drawn graphic on the chest shows two stick figures and the cheeky words “scissor me,” adding low-key humor to everyday outfits. Wear it for lazy weekends, quick coffee runs, or nights in with friends. The roomy cut layers easily under jackets or stands on its own as a casual statement piece that reads as witty and effortlessly comfortable.

Product features

- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, soft wear

- Garment-dyed after construction for a soft, lived-in color and texture

- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed, pre-shrunk fit

- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitched hems for long-lasting construction

- Available S–4XL with sewn-in label; choose from many colors

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean