Too Tired to Function Hoodie Sweatshirt

This hoodie is a soft, medium-weight layer that speaks to anyone moving through long days and late nights. The relaxed, dropped-shoulder cut and pouch pocket create a lived-in comfort that invites you to slow down. Printed with the tongue-in-cheek message “This is my too tired to function sweatshirt,” it’s a wearable shrug for exhausted students, night-shift workers, new parents, and anyone who prefers honesty over small talk. The two-piece jersey-lined hood adds a cozy barrier against wind and chill, while the tear-away label keeps the back of the neck irritation-free. Sustainably produced and certified through OEKO-TEX®, FLA and WRAP partnerships, it’s also for people who care about responsible manufacturing. Wear it to late study sessions, bleary mornings with coffee, low-key hangouts, or quiet recovery days at home the fit and feel match the mood.

Short, lived-in sentences. A little wry. Comfort first.

Product features

- OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified for sustainable fabric production

- Medium-heavy 8.4 oz fabric (80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester for solids) with classic fit

- 2-piece jersey-lined hood and roomy pouch pocket for warmth and storage

- Dropped shoulders and tear-away label for relaxed, irritation-free wear

- Made in FLA and WRAP-certified facilities reflecting socially conscious manufacturing

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean